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A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart
"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."
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A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten
Wow! What did you do to this apple pie? I can’t even cut it with a knife! It’s a complete fucktart
A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.
Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)
That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.
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A poptart, full of Fuck. Has the taste and smell of regret.
This Fucktart makes me want to kill myself.
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annoying gay man , or irritating slutty woman.
That man is being such a fucktart I wish he would stop it!
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Literally, a giant anthropomorphic fuck-flavored poptart. Or somebody who is being equally nonsensical.
"How was your date last night?"
"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."
"What a fucktart."
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Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.
Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":
Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"
(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)
Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?
(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)
Modern day use:
Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!
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