i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.

{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/

Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns as possible on your member and then proceed to receive a handjob

"Billy asked for a funyun rub last night and I couldn't complain. "

funyun

short for Californian. A Californian whose fun, zesty and fresh! They know when the jig is up and take things less serious than a bag of boring Lay’s.

Dude1: Who’s the Funyun?

Dude2: Oh that’s just Jrek, he’s from Bakersfield, CA.

Dude3: Oh hey, I’m Jrek, wants some Funyuns?

Dudes: (all laugh together)