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garage sale

The re-sale of old items that have collected in parts of the house (often the basement of the garage). Dominated primarily by lower-class citizens or senior citizens.

"If you haven't used it in 6th months, I think it's safe to sell it in the garage sale."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


garage sale

A peculiarly middle-to-lower class phenomonen where the chiuldren of a household sell all their parents belongings at the weekend claiming poverty.
It works well on two levels for the children as:
1) they get the proceeds of the sale and
2) they get a pocket money raise because the parents feel guilty for not giving them enough pocket money in the first place

Sometimes used to fence stolen car stereos in the more dungeoneous povo estates

Mother: Have you seen my vibrator darling? I've looked everywhere for it...
Father: Oh God, I think the kids have just had a garage sale. I swear I saw Mrs Fisk from number 18 walking home with a smile on her face.

by Surgeon_General September 1, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


garage sale

the sale of crap CDs from the early 2000s that remind you how shitty your taste in music was then

"I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."

by Alianne September 13, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


garage sale

An event held by those wishing to sell their junk to others foolish enough to buy it.

I went to a garage sale and bought this broken lawnmower.

by the rawsonator September 1, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 18, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldnโ€™t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019


garage sale

When a woman has too much junk for sale, aka giant ass.

Damn, that bitch has got one hell of a garage sale!

by Ben "Scraps" Grimm August 16, 2005

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