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Someone that can be describes as Timeless or Retro beings, or even having an old soul.These people whether having a classy or edgy demeanor they'll remind you of the golden age of hollywood. Also exuding an elgance with out being vain and having a classic spirit or personality, like in those turner classic movies.
"My aspirations in life is to become Lana Del Rey."
"My Favorite Movie is Breakfast at Tiffany's."
"Im going to the mall to buy vintage wingtip loafers and a Tony Bennett album instead of the new Drake cd and a pair of Retro Jordans."
"I dress up in Black Tie just getting lunch. Dude I totally have Old Hollywood Glamor."
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When you take a pic of your girl on the couch with shitty ass lighting coz you are too fucking poor to pay for an in studio session.
Dude, I saw the ghetto glamor shot of your girlfriend on Facebook. Damn, it wasn't pretty.
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Any item, piece of clothing, gesture, etc. that people who are not sophisticated think is sophisticated. Think of something any "real housewife" would wear, buy, or say.
I can't believe the interior design of this house. It's St. Louis glamor at it its worst.
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Basically when your close friend dated your favorite cousin and they break up. Then the family members start blaming the boyfriend for doing nothing to stop her. The girl broke up with him, but her family is pissed at him for not over reacting to her.
Person 1: Did you hear about Gordon? His girlfriend broke up with him and now everyone in her family is pissed at him!
Person 2: Wow! That sounds like a “Glamorous” Bitchuation
When 4 people go into the woods and find a long, sturdy stick in the woods. They coat the stick in honey mustard and melted ice cream, and run around poking homeless people with it. The practice is often considered to be done with high honor, and it puts the people who do it into a club, known as the “Glamorous Gathering”.
Hey can you drive me home after school? I found a homeless shelter that we could totally hit with The Glamorous Glow-stick.
There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.
Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.
There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.
Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.
To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.
Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men