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Inability to see your ass doing a thing.
Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work
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1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent
2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning
Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.
During sexual intercourse, at the end, the man ejactulates in the victim's eye (accidental or purposly) and thus creates a "fluid build up" in the eye affecting the cornea and outer eye.
when i busted a nut, i gave her cock glaucoma!
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When you're having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.
Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.
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When you poke someone in the eyes
Mr Scott: I want to poke Michael in the eye for his craziness
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma
A medical excuse for missing work.
I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.
When you can't see your ass coming into work
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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