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Glib

Busting everywhere

Iā€™m glibbing

by zedkiller112 December 14, 2023


Glib

Being flippant about serious topics

Iam "Jesus Christ. You know I was being glib right? You realize that a large portion of this has been preempting potential accusations or claims about things I've said or done, right? I mean, I outline that by talking about it I've done more to get it off of the internet than the self-proclaimed defenders of women's right. I still take credit for that. You all were supposed to be the smart ones. I don't think I should have to explain this to you of all people."

Hym "Ha! Maybe they should have a watch and take a look at their own handy work! Here, I'll give them a round of applause šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ HURRAAAAYYY! BETTER THAN IAM! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ HURRAY!! WHITE KNIGHTS!! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ HAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "No. It isn't funny."

Hym "I think it's funny."

Iam "It's not. It's seriously turning into this 'I'm getting paid to tell people that the sky is blue' situation where the are the are the other side of the same coin. The lunacy they point out in their opposite is being used as justification for their own lunacy. It's sick."

Hym "Hahahaha! Go cry about it!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022


glib

If you can imagine Garfield saying it, it's glib.

Guy 1: That's glib! No being glib.
Guy 2: I don't even know what glib means!
Guy 1: Can you imagine Garfield saying it? Then it's glib.

by #15BurgerKingFootLettuce October 12, 2021


glib

A girl who plays online games, asks guys to drive an hour to deliver her Chipotle, and breaks their Nintendo Wii if her burrito does not have chicken.

Yo that girl Snowies is such a glib.

by BigPapaBigMac March 11, 2020


Glibness

The definition of the word "Glib" has recently changed. You're probably unaware of this because you don't read the dictionary but before the definition was "Being flippant (defined as not showing a serious or respectful attitude) regarding serious issues." Meaning "Not taking serious things seriously." The NEW definition if "Fluent (the ability to express oneself easily and articulately) but insincere and shallow."

Hym "I don't know, I think my glibness adds to my charm. And no, I'm not seriously advocating for fat cock genocide. That would be ridiculous. Buuuut... I'd be safe. It would effect me less that a universal fat cock preference would. So how bad am I supposed feel about it? Either way, I refuse to affirm the sophistry regarding intersexual relationships. How is it that preference can be generalized but it's not subject to some hierarchical form? Is height more or less important (in general) than income? What about fat cocks? And the fat cock supposition is 'Sexual selection is the result of selecting from humanity's socioeconomic hierarchy rather than the hierarchy of preferred traits' essentially 'It's not my fat cock... It's me... On the inside... I have a mindset...' Which I reject. If women are selecting you preferentially because you have a trait that is superordinate to the other traits on the hierarchy of generalized female preference, you aren't what is being selected for. It's the superordinate traits on the hiearchy of generalized preferences that are being selected."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2023