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Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.
Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?
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what celiacs can't have.
contrary to the previous definition, i promise you as a celiac that gluten IS in buckwheat and quinoa.
I accidentally ate gluten and now I'm gonna be sick for a couple of days because I have this stupid Celiac Disease ...
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Every rich person is intolerant to this substance. You have to be rich to find out how exactly it affects its victims.
Duncan: Becky I can’t have that cake. I’m gluten intolerant.
About Duncan: he is a single man. Survives on a well paid job and usually hangs around in supermarket. Oh and he is allergic to gluten! Whatever that means to him
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When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.
My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.
GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...
Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"
This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.
Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.
a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions of gluten
"We don't let a few small-minded gluten bigots destroy the good image of delicious bread!"
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