n. an old human female that tends to get ran-over by steam-rollers or eaten by wolves like small children do.
sumbuddy: i plays lil red reyden hud toodae.
guy: A cannible ate your grannie.
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another name for the bts ship between jungkook and jimin aka jikook
damn grannies selca looks good
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adj. Something that is really good at being what it is; a substitution for the underlying adjective.
"That girl is granny" (hot)
"This pie is granny" (tasty)
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Grannys or grannies are underwear worn by grandmothers. Which typically refer to overly large but practical briefs commonly worn by grandmothers & "femmes d'une certaine age." Also used as a tease or insult among young women.
The ladies were throwing their grannys onto the stage.
I hope you are not going to wear your grannies tonight.
I hope you don't go out and buy more grannys again.
Beneath those grannies there is wisdom.
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Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
βDude I heard you summoned granny! Pftttt see you in hell!!!β
Something grey/white and fluffy on top and smells of wee.
Two Friends sat on a bus:
Friend 1: Oh my god what is that smell!
Friend 2: Look behind you.
Friend 1: I'm moving to the back of the bus from a granny free area.
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a word defining how awesome something is....
So I saw a really nice car and had to tell the guy driving it, that it was granny! " Yo man, that car is fu*#ing Granny!!! "
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