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grannis

The best of all time.

I wish I could conceive a Grannis child so I could be royalty.

by Rexyman52 December 19, 2016

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on granny

For real
Real shit
Not bullshitting

Will you be here by 8p?
Yea
Stop playing

On granny

by On granny March 15, 2018

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Granny

1. n. Short for "grandmother," used informally.

2. v. To throw an object by holding it in both hands and pitching it underhand, generally while bending the knees. Used often when referring to a style of throwing a basketball for those too weak or innacurate to make it to the hoop.

3. n. Short for "Granny Smith," a type of apple.

1. Are we going to see Granny? She makes awesome potato salad.

2. If you can't make a free throw regularly, man, just granny it up there. It's just a pickup game.

3. Man, that was a good granny I just ate there.

by Talmanes March 3, 2006

422๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


grannied

To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.

"You've just been grannied!"

by FieryRich November 22, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Granny

Soak your hand in water until it goes all wrinkly, then proceed to have a wank...

It feels like a granny is doing it for you.

I gave myself the granny last night.

by eggmeister19 July 18, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


granny

Something that is old and associated with senior citizens.

We tried to party at this bitches' house last night, but it was a granny hood, and 5.0 was there quick.

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

225๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Granny

Granny is a relation. She is either your Mummy's Mummy or your Daddy's Mummy. She may sometimes be known as Gramma or Granma.

A child was sitting with her mummy in front of me on the bus.She turned round to look at me and told me she and her mummy were going to visit her mummy's mummy. She then whispered softly, in the way little girls do when they want to tell you something really important "Mummy's Mummy is my Granny."

by I.A.M. Stias March 3, 2006

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