Michael Greenwald

An immortal being who is made entirely of drugs. He cannot die of overdose and lives on drugs instead of air. His goal in his eternal life is to try every drug in existence.

"Michael Greenwald don't take those 60 pills"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"

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rosemary greenwald

the most vsco girl of them all. she sleeps in her shell necklaces and carries her Kanken Backpack everywhere. She always has a scrunchie on her wrist and wears mom jeans.

Rosemary Greenwald is the most vsco of every vsco girl ever

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Glenn Greenwald

The level of absurd 4chan politics at which you are willing to think Hunter Biden's alleged emails are a more serious issue than Neo-Nazis.

The guy I dated 10 years ago has gone full Glenn Greenwald

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Greenwald Projection Principle

Corollary of Godwin's Law; applies when, during the course of a disagreement, an individual or group is wrongfully accused of homophobia, toxic behavior, and/or anti-semitism by "journalist" Glenn Greenwald*; usually employed as an attempt to distract from any unpleasant but completely factual statements made by the accused referencing Greenwald. In all cases, Glenn's exercise of the principle means he has conceded the argument to the accused, since he is simply projecting his own flaws on to his interlocutor.

*While the GPP is primarily a personal tool of Greenwald's, it may be used by his supporters and/or sock puppet social media accounts. Women, especially BIPOC women, are the most frequent target.

Does not apply if the accusation is accurate. The GPP does not provide cover for bigots.

I simply pointed out how often he appears on Tucker Carlson's show, and Glenn immediately hit me with the Greenwald Projection Principle; I won the argument two sentences into it!

rosemary greenwald

the thiccest bitch of them all. if you see this 8 foot tall monster in the streets you better hustle before she nibbles your toes owowowow

"your acting like a rosemary greenwald you big gay bitch."

greenwalding

Being the most handsome journalist of a certain room.

Glenn is greenwalding this Journalist's Ball.