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gummy bear

a fat cock covered in hardened jizz that forms a smegma like substance and becomes sticky

no gags just sucked the gummy bear

by mariosantucci2 May 30, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gummy bear

The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.

In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.

"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.

by urglegurgle November 30, 2009

113๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


gummie bear

Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...

"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"

by Peppercornage January 12, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gummi Bear

A toothless gay man of the bear variety who gives excellent head.

Damn, that gummi bear can suck a mean sausage.

by Gum-Bi May 1, 2010

46๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


gummi bearing

Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere

She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.

by calandarman March 8, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gummy Bear

The most annoying thing to appear on Jamster since Crazy Frog.

Anyone who likes the gummy bear song should go home and put a gun in their mouth.

by albundy November 26, 2009

103๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gummi Bears

An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus

Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.

by fireflybrowncoat April 27, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž