Gunther

1. Generic appellation for a woman with a gunt;

2. Nickname for a female with a protruding cellulite midsection and slovenly appearance.

Gunther could not retrieve files from the file cabinet because her fupa protruded further than her arms.

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Gunther

A generic name for any woman possessing a gunt. Used especially when discussing the gunt-having woman while she may be within earshot.

Office Worker 1: "Gunther really shouldn't have worn stretch pants today."

Office Worker 2: "Tell me about it. That fupa is out of control. I think I'm gonna puke."

Office Worker 3 (appearing from nowhere): "What are you talking about? I'm wearing stretch pants! Who's Gunther?"

Office Worker 2: "Uh, the new German guy in the mailroom. Let's get back to work."

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the Gunther

v. The act of killing a tiger, preferably of breeding age.

v. Being really, really condescending.

n. capstone project

1.)Jon (pocher): Wow. I think I just hit something.

Andrew: Yea dude, you just gunthered that motherfucker.

2.) Lauren: Have you started your capstone yet?
Student 2: No, why?
Lauren: O, no reason, I just started months ago and its going swimmingly (haughty chuckle). You're so behind.

the Gunther

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Gunthers

A term for the lymph nodes on the sides of your neck.

Patrick, "Hey Kevin, my lymph nodes have been swollen from the flu I caught. You can feel them, check it out"

Kevin, "Chill out man, stop messing with your Gunthers, you'll only inflame them worse.

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Gunther

Amazing loveable boyfriend

I love my Gunther

Gunther

sexy sexy man who id let do anal

wow hes such a gunther

Gunther

(Pronounced 'Goonter') An amusing person who enjoys eating - particularly chocolate - and you can quite easily imagine wearing lederhosen and saying 'oh ja!' a lot with a German accent. Although typically these people should be young boys with blonde hair and a plump build, the joke is also merry if you refer to a friend or foe who happens to be looking especially dorky at that moment or eating something with altogether too much tenacity...

(an important and sexy character in the simpsons cast :P)

'haha! you're such a GUNTHER!!'

'Omg he looks like gunther!'

'omg i felt like such a Gunther - two galaxy bars and an oreo snack pack - dear gott in himmel..nein, nein, nein...'

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