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When you shove anal beads up someone’s ass so much it goes into it's stomach.
Bob: “Hey Johnny what did you do this weekend?”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
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When you take a shit in a Tim Hortons, pick it up and throw it at the cashier
My double double wasnt made correctly so I sent her a Tim’s Hail Mary
A situation when your car is running on nothing but fumes and prayer to get you to the cheapest gas station.
Kid 1: God, the other day my dad drove all the way to Costco on an empty tank just 'cause gas is cheaper.
Kid 2: Sounds like he pulled a hail mary tank.
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An act if desperation to save a failing marriage. With the end game being a baby born to divorcing parents. This child has a high chance of being very spoiled.
"He may have been a Hail Mary baby, least it was a boy. Damn child support sucks though"
"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"
Hail Mary day, a day in which it will take a miracle to get out of bed, and be productive. Usually used in the case of depression
TODAY IS a hail Mary day, cause it's gonna take miracle to get me out of the house
(n.) A technique where a photographer raises the camera high above his head to get a picture of the crowd surrounding him. Very popular up until the sixties when the Rolleiflex cameras of the day permitted viewing from below on their groundglass finders, now re-gaining popularity because the swiveling LCD screen on many digital cameras allows the same maneuver.
Since he could't find a ladder or step-stool, the wedding photographer took several hail mary shots of the crowd.
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It is like the spitting cobra but the cum lands in the girls mouth instead of the eyes. Then you proceed to yell TOUCH DOWN BITCH!!! (touch down hoe is also acceptable)
Me and my girl broke into a church and from five pews away I gave her a hail mary pass.
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