halfie

When a kind of weird older white man has children with a woman from East Asia (who probably in bed stated to him many times "me love you long time"). The product of this is known as a halfie.
They often think far too much of themselves as a way of shielding themselves from the pain of their parents divorce (which is almost a certainty in a halfie's situation)

We all know what a halfie really is

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Halfie

A semi-erection - the state between completely flacid and fully erect.

When Jesus Christ was nailed to the cross, he got a halfie from thinking about the whore Mary Magdelene. He was not able to achieve a full erection due to massive blood loss from stigmata.

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Halfy

An extraordinarily amazing person that loves making people smile but can be a little shy at sometimes.

Hey have you heard about halfy shes amazing

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halfie

''rents'' with 2 diff backgrounds

Me anD aLeX cHaN!!! Go Us! fWeNdS4EvA p.p im bored!

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halfie

A half a ciggarette.

I see you put the ciggarrette out can I have the halfie.
I think I have a halfie in my pack.
FUCK all i got is a halfie left.

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Halfy

When a woman is only good looking half the time. Half the time she is gorgeous and the other time she looks like she's been beaten with an ugly stick.

Cameron Diaz is a halfy.

Kelcie Welch is a halfy.

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halfie

When a white girl takes a selfie with only a half of her face

Damn... Tumblr girls have been addicted to halfies lately

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