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When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!
I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.
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When You Stroke A Man's Penis Up And Down So He Cums
You Know You Are Doing Good When He Begins To Moan And Groan
And When He Cums He Will Really Think You Are A Hot Bitch If You Lick The Cum Off He Big Fuckin' Penis
While I Gave Danny A Hand Job
He Got SOOO Excited That We Went For The Real Deal!!
So He Rolled Over Pined Me Down And We Had The Best Sex Ever!!
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it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.
yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.
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She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.
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1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.
2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
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The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?
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A funny game on MXC or having a female do mastribation for a male.
Hey, you see MXC? The game hand job looked pretty cool.
No, I was getting a hand job from Katie, so i missed it.
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