Rural Dictionary

not-in-hand

1. A step Above Out-of-Hand
2. the hand has disappeared from perception due to the incredible distance between the thing and the hand trying to grasp it ...

this is the most not-in-hand thing I have seen in a long time.

by lgdvl73 September 7, 2009

HAND

Have a Nice Day. Common sign-off at the end of a tech support forum post, often used in conjunction with HTH. Also used (ineffectively) to placate those for whom no help is available.

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE: "My computer is dead! The mouse won't move and the screen is black!"

FAILURE TO PROVIDE: "Your computer is dead! HTH, HAND!"

by The BOFH Supremacy July 17, 2010

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The proximal most part of the upper limbs(naturally always in a pair) of biologically classified primates usually used to support walking in primitive primates. Hands may be used to perform precision demanding jobs such as using tools.

Humans and some intelligent primates use their hands to handle tools or grab objects. Hands consist of a central and swollen palm(mostly non pigmented) and usually 5 digits attached to the palm through bones. One of the digits is a thumb which may or may not be free determining the flexibility of the hand useful in carrying objects. A free thumb in Homo sapiens has allowed the species to carry or hold objects with much ease and perform various activities using intricate finger movement.

Natasha cut her hands with a knife while chopping onions.
My friend here is a hand model.
How would I fap without my hands?

by Gold Teeth October 31, 2017

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hands

When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.

Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*

by Jonathon, Bumm, Jope, Ryan, and Tyger August 27, 2007

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