Handle It

Take it like a man and suck it up.

"Bitch why am i stuck with the nig wheel for mario cart?!??!"
"handle it"

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handles

ability to roll a joint like a cigarette. or lock a blunt so flawlessly that the cigarillo returns to its pre-gutted form.

also called dells or bars

guy1) who wants to twist this?

guy2) give it to kip... he's got the best handles.

guy1) you got them bars kip?

kip) you already know.

guy1) sounds good to me. lock this isshhh

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handle

To take care of something; to get something done

Person 1: I need to go buy groceries
Person 2: Handle that shit!

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-handle

financial (and increasingly general language) slang suffix used to imply an approximation, similar to -ish.

I can't believe Citi stock is trading at a 3-handle (~$3/share).

I need to stop eating those Burger King rib sticks ...I jumped on the scale last night and it showed a 2-hundred-handle for my weight. (relevant for someone who is typically less than 200 lbs).

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The Handle

When you stick your dick in between your ass cheeks, but leave a space in between the shaft and your gooch so it looks like a handle.

Person 1 - “Yesterday at the party John stuck his dick in his ass!”

Person 2 - “He broke out the handle!?”

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Handle it

Quip (informal) - A reference to the hero Obyn Greenfoot from the video game Bloons Tower Defense 6. The quip is said when a MOAB appears on the screen and is preceded by the phrase "MOAB!" The full phrase is "MOAB! Handle it."

Alternatively used in a derogatory way when a brownman is getting too lippy.

Person 1: PRANAV!
Whiteman: Handle it!
Person 1: Bloons reference right?
Whiteman: ...yeah!

Handle

A word that can be used to replace almost any verb, but which adds extra emphasis to whatever verb it is replacing, while also adding an extra touch of masculinity.

Example 1.
Person1. Hey do you wanna handle a couple forties tonight?

Person2. I think we will handle more than just a couple!!!

Example2.
Person 1. Yeah man we just handled some Burger King a couple hours ago.

Person 2. Sweet man lets go handle some people on Halo 3!!!

Example3.
Person1.Dude did you see how Mike handled that one chick at the bar? She was on his jock all night!!!

Person2.Yeah man, he handles all the time!!! Maybe with training I'll be able to handle the same way.

Example4.

Person1.Hey were going to go to the beach today and handle a swim, you wanna come?

Person2. Naw man, I have work today, I have to go handle.

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