HAP

Hard Ass Penis

Did you get that HAP last night?

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HAP

stands for:
Hot Asian People
(mostly used by girls, preferably white girls that don't usually date asians but find some attractive.)

We went to the beach last week and I saw tons of HAPs!

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HAP

Homosexual American Princess, helpless, hyper-feminine, attention seeking.

How many Louis Vouttin murses does this fucking HAP have?

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HAP

Hot Asian PUSSY!

I'd absolutely wreck that HAP!

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haps

slang word for happy

allow gettin haps blud

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Hap

1. n. Luck, Chance, Fortune. From Anglo-Saxon 'Gehap': to fit
Der: Happy (Lucky), Happiness (Luckiness), Hapless (Luckless), Happen (To Come By Chance), Mishap (Bad Luck), Perhaps (For Luck(s))

2. n. (Haps) Present Situtations, News. lit:Happenings

A: "I just won a car!"
B: "My! You have come by great hap!"
A: "What?"

"What are the haps, you guys?"

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HAPS

Acronym for "Host for Aged Penis and Sperm". Refers to a woman who wants to be impregnated by a much older man.

"Her boyfriend is 78? But she's 22!"
"Yeah she's a HAPS"