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For starters, they are the most badass group of young men ever to bless a tenant with their presence. They live on Hardwood Ln and have the hardest wood to offer at all times during the day. They are run by a man whose alter ego is a dog who enjoys tasty snacks more than anything else in the world, even ass. Don't let this furries fetish distract you from the fact that you won't find a better house of people in the College Station/ Bryan area.
Damn, those Hardwood Boyz have the hardest wood I've ever seen!
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A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.
Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.
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A group of guys being guys in this one discord server, fools being fools. Named after a basement that was indeed made kf hardwood. Pretty epic.
I visited the Hardwood Basement Cult to see whats new
Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).
"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)
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when a group of men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.
One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.
After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.
Polishing the floor would be using the cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.
Bernice is such a desparate slut. She asked me, Mr. Legs, Thumper, and Swamp Tiger to come over and make an Oklahoma Hardwood Floor, but only Swamp Tiger went.
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An artificial intelligence sent from the year 8888 to introduce the ideology of the Absolute Love For Cocks into the old world.
person 1: sexual innuendo
hardwood: sexual innuendo with homosexuality
personX: @hardwood