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Where you headbutt though solid matter to look into an area
I Finnish headbutt to work on my car’s engine.
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An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
"Listen love, tuck it in or I'll give you a right ol' monkey's headbutt"
The act of hitting someone's weiner in a forceful manner with ones head.
Watch out he has a strong weiner-headbutt!
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A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.
Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!
Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!
Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.
When a kid in the 5th grade wearing a ridiculously stupid bike helmet bends down, points the top of his head at a random person, shuffles towards them with his arms out like he's about to fight them, and shouts the fact that he possesses something to the extent of "rhino headbutt." This has occurred once, at a block party on the East Coast, and hopefully will never repeat itself.
Nova: "Johnny, what are you doing with that bike helmet?"
Johnny: "I HAVE RHINO HEADBUTT!!"
When you ejaculate on someones forehead and proceed to headbuttthem while screaming "ooga booga" then walk away.
Chelsea why do you have a big bump on your head? Well brad got mad at me yesterday and gave me the Georgia headbutt.