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When someone rests their head between two asses, preferably having each ear as close to the asshole as possible. It’s done mainly to make a point that you don’t want to listen to anyone or anything else, and would rather have two people fart in your ear instead.
The music in this place absolutely sucks. Hey, you two, get over here. I can’t listen to this shit anymore, I’d rather be headphoning.
Earmuffs that rail you computer, letting you hear sounds
"Bro lemme try on those headphones"
A headphone is a phone which you can use for your head, but nowadays people call a thing which you can put on your ears to just listen to something headphones, you can't use these headphones to phone though.
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when a girls breasts are so large they cover your ears during sex
"dude my girlfriend totally headphoned me last night
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A condition that occurs when one wears headphones for an extended period of time, forcing the hair on the center of one's head to be pressed down, creating the appearance of a dent in the center of one's head.
My brother had a killer headphone dent after he spent all day in his room watching YouTube videos.
The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.
Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)
Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.
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the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.
Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.
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