the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.
heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)
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Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.
Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.
Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).
Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
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Alexa Renich-Malek
Hey my boy moses is dating a heifer
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heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.
6th grader: so what? im in middle-school, i can date!
8th grader: ok, heifer.
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A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.
Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."
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a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."