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Heifer

-fat bitch
- female con artist

Shut the fuck up u heifer

by DaqueenNY June 30, 2015

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heiferized

the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.

heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)

by northern new york December 29, 2009

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heiferitis

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

by doublejointed6 March 25, 2017

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Heifer

Alexa Renich-Malek

Hey my boy moses is dating a heifer

by Young Mole 01 January 9, 2018

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Heifer

heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.

6th grader: so what? im in middle-school, i can date!
8th grader: ok, heifer.

by xaruh_ March 13, 2020

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Heifer

A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.

Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."

by New Eglish February 20, 2018

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crazy heifer

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

by SMONSTER October 1, 2012