I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

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This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

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Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.

Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.

Held at gradepoint

In academia, to be forced to do something (usually cruel and unusual) while being threatened to suffer a reduced gpa upon failure to comply, in a similar fashion to being held at gunpoint.

I’m being held at gradepoint to rewrite the entire report because professor Smith decided to be a cunt to just me in particular.

held them down

To hold them back from success

Dienna held them down

Ms. Helding

A teacher that starts and argument then says " I dOnT wAnNa ArGuE." She looks 90 and cant even stand straight and her forehead gets bigger when she yalls.

Ms. Helding is no fun

the office he held

To be dominant over other.
To have a power that sets you higher.

the clothes was wonderful quality that became invisible to any one who was unfit for the office he held, or was incorrigibly stupid.