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One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.
After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.
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When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.
This girl looks way bigger in person. She was definitely a mass-hider.
The latest trend of women wearing neck scarves, year round.
All the portly mature middle school teachers wear hickey hiders to camouflage their sweaty neck rolls.
Someone on Facebook who consistently has a profile photo of anything but themselves - e.g., almost invariably a toddler, but a vague group photo, a photo of a cartoon, landscape, a flower, their feet, generic artwork, animals, etc., are also par for the course. Very often these individuals don't ever make a peep to you directly after they're let in, and instead enjoy quietly watching what the people on their own friends list do instead. Blowing the image they'd like to project of being "too busy for Facebook," they somehow notice within hours or even minutes after they've been deleted.
Michelle: "Janice is such a Facebook hider. Did it ever occur to her to use a photo of herself WITH her kid as her profile pic?"
Miranda: "Nobody does that! You're crazy."
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1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.
Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.
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Someone in a combat related sport, specifically those of medieval reenacting nature such as SCA, Dagorhir, Amtgarrd or Adrian Empire; who cheat by refusing to take their hits, As in Growing Rhino Hide so as not to feel a properly calibrated blow. The only remedy for these people is to hit them harder..much harder!
I would have won that Tourniment but Sir Fuckstick over there is a Rhino Hider
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Any man looking for a sex partner.
He's not interested in a relationship; he's just a salami hider looking to hide the salami!
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