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A worse version of elementary school and middle school, all the problems still apply, just in a different perspective point of view.
*in elementary school*
Jane: Mr.N, Jack pushed me!
Mr.N: Don't play with him
*in middle school*
Jane: Mr.H, jack touched me!
Mr.H: don't sit with him
*in highschool*
Jane: Mr.N, jack fucked me
Mr.N: don't sleep with him
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Jack: Mr.N, i got Jane pregnant...
Mr.N:... how about the other 4 girls you fucked that night?
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The act of being high on drugs during school.
Jacob: Did you here about Eric getting kick out of school?
Johnson:Yeah I heard he was highschooling .
It’s like middle school on crack, everyone is 10x hornier
“Hey Jenna how would you explain high school?”
“Well, it’s like middle school on crack. Man I hate highschool :’)”
the most powerful drug that will ruin your life more than any other drug, the high lasts for about 3 years and has permanent effects
I took highschool ad now my life is fucked
When you fuck your missus/one night stand/fuck buddy in the arse, then make her ride her bike home......
Dude I totally highschooled myh missus this morning......
Four years of non-stop war where everyone hates but is quite literally attracted to the mainstream crowd. E.g; Scene kids died in the war of '09, stereotypical nerds don't exist at all and never have. The few kids who are interested in politics become the next Ben Shapiro, but only for fifteen minutes. The LGBT+ community at High school, are, quite literally, forced so far back into the closet they could become interior designers. About half the sports jocks get a trophy wife after playing in college football and lose their mojo by the time around age 30 (also applies to cheerleaders and other gym rat archetypes)
After a person's time there is over, they are never to see the people they interact with ever again until the next high school reunion 10 years later. Those who leave afterwards never return and those who stay spontaneously combust (see spontaneous combustion) and decompose from absolute boredom.
The teachers there are either; happy to teach their students, don't care enough to have an opinion, or hated by the kids they teach. It is also not uncommon for teachers to participate in their own battles against other staff members.
See also: Internal Screaming
Person 1: You remember highschool? Those were the days...
Person 2: Get me a large glass of Australian Vodka and we can start talking about this.
a place where you wont be able to learn anything because the kid in the backseat plays x rap way too loud on his headphones. and if you are not above 5"5 or over 200 pounds you'll get beat up to shit, because gross teens are looking forward to jail time in the future for assault
person numero uno: i need to go back to highschool tomorrow
person numero dos: my friend was literally murdered there
person numero uno: this is why i want to drop out don't you get it?