Hodge

Anyone who displays hodgelike qualities, such as getting angry for no reason and saying lame comebacks.

I told John today that I had sex with his mom. He got really angry and told me he had sex with my dad, he's such a hodge.

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Hodged

To get completely done over; so much so that you are laughed at continuously for hours on end by your so-called "friends".

You got hodged!

You recieve an email from your "friends" pretending to be the manager of a relatively large clothing manufacturing company, telling you they are interested in ordering some of your fire graffiti t-shirts. You find out it is a fake. You just got Hodged.

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Hodges

The sensation of an exceedingly painful itch in the butt region. This can sometimes be triggered by loud noises such as shouting. The sensation is triggered by a malfunction in the nervous system, which is caused by temporary shock from very loud noises.

"Ouch!I have a really bad itch on my butt!"
"There was a lot of shouting- you must have the hodges!"

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a hodge

dicksucker, of the homosexual orientation.

chickenhead, a person who gives massive fellatio, like a hodge.

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Hodge

Formally a male-stripper, a Hodge is someone that thinks he is an indestructible RoboCop. He will hit on all your women and serenade them with his mediocre voice. He will compliment their feet and send them pictures of the socks he is wearing. If you mess with him, he will put out a nation-wide, no-bond warrant for your arrest.

That dude is such a Hodge..

hodge

To drop food on yourself

I hodged myself at dinner yesterday

hodge

to make an ass of someone, clown on them (esp. from a teacher)

Shit son he was hodgein on yo bitch ass today in class

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