hold my titties

When a girl about get in fight she ask her homie to “Hold her titties” so they don’t get in the way.

Yo bitch hold my titties, about to fight this bitch

hold my avocado

A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."

However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.

It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.

Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.

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hold my fries

Variation of hold my beer where a heavy weighted person tries to accomplish a feat and more often then not fails miserably.

Hold my fries, and let me show you how I will do a backflip from this 2ft fence.

Holding My Dick

Waiting for something to happen or for your turn. Coined to describe male porn actors who wait on the sidelines for their scene, Literally holding their dicks.

I wish I could study right now, but my books haven't arrived yet so I'm stuck here holding my dick.

Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.

If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.

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holding my own

To 'hold your own' means, simply put, to take the hard parts of life into your own two hands, willingly facing any sticky situations you may come across.

"I'm holding my own, no matter what I put myself through."--J. Hawkins

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hold my head

To firmly grasp the head of the penis, A substitution for suck my dick

Ayo Peter you deadass did that?? Hold my head

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Hold my beer

Last thing you say before wakin up at the hospital

We were having a sick night yesterday and the last thing I remember is saying "Hold my beer and watch this".

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