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a place where you exchange physical suffering for financial suffering
doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars
person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital
doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess
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One who is too turnt and needs medical attention.
Steve threw up everywhere. He was so hospital last night.
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A weird way to spell extortion.
I walked into a hospital by accident yesterday; had to file for bankruptcy.
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House of sick people in trama and labor
After reviewing dictionary words on Wikipedia I felt brainwashed and headed to the urban hospital for the antidote .
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Kissing as much ass as possible to maximize profit.
"Excuse me sir, there isn't a chocolate on my pillow! This is terrible hospitality."
"Sorry sir, we will have that sorted right away. Also, enjoy this complimentary hooker."
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Similar to the village bike just the hospital edition. This is the work slut that is known from the top floor to bottom floor, but is known best for her work on the gentleman’s floor. If you run into her in the elevator, the code words are “going down?......which floor?” She will show you what floor she’s getting off on.
Everyone needs to ride or use the hospital bike at some point, so from Doctors on down to pharmacy techs, to research study participants, to bed pan boys...they all get a turn to ride the bike.
Hey they always say Doctors know best, well Dr. Sammy told me to try out the hospital bike tonight. I told him that she has a BF and he said.....”hahaha, yeah She tells him she doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Oh she rides, trust me.”
2. Hey has anyone seen the hospital bike, I’m so horny? Check the floor 5 storage room. I saw her crushing on some silver scat daddy earlier up there. That bike Sure gets a lot of use.