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The sense of urgency you get when you're not around any hot chicks when normally you are, which can lead to symptoms such as boredom,increased testoserone levels,unexplainable stress,overindulgence of alcohol and or marijuana.
Andy:damn I am so bored!
Mike:Is that why you're on your third beer
Andy:that and I'm suffering from like a 2 day hot chick withdrawl
Mike: I think they got a pill for that now
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A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.
Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."
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A hot girl who sits alone in the lunchroom. A lot like the joke used in Superbad about Steven Glansburg, but used in the terms of a hot girl.
Yea she is totally a hot chick Glansburg
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Hot chick syndrome refers to the condition in which an extremely attractive female develops inward traits of vanity not typically found in average looking females.
Because of her attractiveness, guys will constantly ask her out throughout school and beyond, laugh at her jokes when they are not funny, be her shoulder to cry, or constantly compliment her regardless of a justified reason.
This typically leads to the "hot-chick" developing a very self-centered lifestyle and personality. Later on in their professional careers, some hot-chicks will even continue to utilize their attractiveness for undue promotions over their more deserving male/female counterparts.
Heather has a case of hot chick syndrome. Even though she has the IQ of a mule, she is still smart enough to know every guy in town wants to fuck her.
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In an airport while waiting for your plane to arrive, she's the girl who's an 8, 9, or 10 that you pray is ends up sitting next to you on your flight.
It is an unwritten law in aviation that - much like the a pilot and jet fuel - every plane must have a THC before take off.
John: "Dude, you know the Token Hot Chick that I was telling you about while I was waiting at the gate? SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!"
Bob: "Make something happen with that THC, bro; if not for me, for the hundreds of thousands of travelers who were stuck sitting next to overweight, smelly, rude, or sick people on their flights today."
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A plane of existence accessible only to the finest women on earth these babes are on an entirely different planet from our own they melt every room they walk in with a radiance higher than the sun look in awe but don’t touch you might get burnt physically and metaphorically. Entering the hot chick dimension requires a minimum beauty score of 9/10 both genders may count.
Matthew: James,I have depressing news to share Bethany rejected me :(
James: I mean what did you expect she’s way out of your league and even that is understating like here she is in the hot chick dimension and than there is you in loserville. I don’t know what’s sadder the fact you thought you had a chance or that you asked.
Usually suffered by males, but sometimes also by females.
When you're talking to someone really hot on MSN but are overwhelmed by their hotness, and cannot think of anything to say, so you pretend to be away or offline to avoid them
Hot chick: ' So what are you doing Sunday?'
You: ' Hey I have to go, bye'
*You have logged off*
Hot chick: ' If it weren't for his hot chick syndrome, i totally would have gone out with him'
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