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The act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. A viral trend of 2014
"Hot Pocketing"
A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.
He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."
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Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".
Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."
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Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)
Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.
The act of sneaking up and sliding your cock into a co-worker's or buddy's pocket and blowing your load.
Tom: "I went 2 months without ejaculating so that my dick would be sensitive enough to cum just from sliding it into Steve's pocket. I think I traumatized him into shock!"
Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"
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the act of taking a shit inside of a fold out bed and folding it up for someone else to find
"SHIT that bum gave us a hot pocket last night"
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1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.
Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!
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The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.
Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.
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