That being said, I'd tap that

Something you say after talking shit on a woman to clarify you'd still bang her after everything you say. Usually said on celebs or an acquaintance.

Guy: Kim K is such an arrogant bitch, she's 90% plastic! That being said, I'd tap that.

Example 2:
Guy: Matt's girlfriend Amy is such a slut, I'm certain she's cheating on him. That being said, I'd tap that.

That's so nice, I'd tap that twice

When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.

Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?

Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!

I'd double tap that.

Derives from the saying 'I'd tap that'. But in this instant the said individual is so unappealing/unattractive. That you would rather shoot them once, then once again just to be sure. As you would with a Zombie

Guy 1 - Dude look at that Hooker.

Guy 2 - Damn she is fugly.

Guy 1 - Yeah I'd double tap that.

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