I ate my cat

When you feel awkward and don’t know what to say

Hey? I ate my cat yesterday

I ate my grandma

why are you here

i ate my grandma, what to do next

I ate your cake

A phrase uttered by someone who has defeated an opponent by a huge margin to their opponent.

Similar in contextual meaning to "I ate your lunch" and "I raped you."

"Hey, you barely beat me at MW2."
"Whatever, loser! I ate your cake!"

I ate and devoured the plate

used to express how right u are if anyone is denying it

- "u really thought u ate"
you "yeah, I ate and devoured the plate."

i ate your wall

Someone who ate someone else's wall

"Hey what happened to my wall?"

"I ate your wall."

"Chile-"

Sorry I ate your soup man!

What to say to friend who"s being petty and won't speak to you because you ate a can of soup

Sorry I ate your soup man! Quit bein mad I'll buy you another geez!

Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?