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The act of using an iPhone to gather information, like directions, movie times, etc.
Person #1: Where's the nearest Best Buy?
Person #2: Hold on, I'll iPhone-it.
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(noun) a device used for everything but calling people.
A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.
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A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.
Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
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Dumb piece of metal bought by millennials cause they think it's cool.
Kayla-Omg! I got the new iPhone!!! Xoxoxo I can't believe it!
Sam-Yea well they gonna release a new one next week.
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A certain device that hinders discourse. In social gatherings, people who do not have iPhones are often virtually excommunicated.
Non-iPhone User: Hey guys? ...guys? I'm over here.
iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?
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a sex toy if you turn the volume off to vibrate. tee hee
mommy used the iPhone last night
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