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When a man or woman has really cold hands due to cold weather outside (or they stuck their hand in ice) and then put their hand down their partners pants. For either a hand-job, or fingering
Pat: Dude, it was crazy, I gave her a Scandinavian ice box.
Ryan: Whoa, no way. How pissed was she?
Pat: She was so mad, her vagina pretty much froze.
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Just when a guy is about to come, he runs up to his refrigerator, slams his cock in the door, and comes inside.
Man, after that chick dumped me, I was so sad that I gave myself an ice box surprise.
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When you masturbate into an ice cube tray, then let it freeze, then take the ensuing ice cube and say to your girlfriend/gay butt pal/skeeter "hey, you wanna foreplay". irregardless of response, your put the ice cube into sexual orafice of said partner, and enjoy the resulting pregnancy/butt pregnancy.
I gave Skeeter an excellent minnesota ice box. We called the butt child Barack Obama, after our president.
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While having wild and crazy sex with a female and wearing a neck tie, the girl will reach her climax and begin to pull on the neck tie to the point where you black out. You proceed to tell your friends for some reason and they all make fun of you because you are a retard.
Jeffery was having wild and crazy sex with Bernadette, and she reached her climax and gave him the Ice Box T.K.O.
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b:same hes really cool
when you numb your penis and suck yourself off so it feels like you are sucking off someone else's penis
sorry man I was late for work due to ice boxing.
The practice of inserting ice cubes into the vagina prior to intercourse.
She inserted ice cubes into her vagina from her cocktail and I got the thrill of visiting her Ice Box.