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praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA August 1, 2020


Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who initiates a conversation only to stop replying a few messages later.

I talked to Jordan last night. He asked me how I was and never replied back, again. He's conversationally impotent.

by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss impotent

When you feel like you need to piss then get into the public toilet and just stand there shaking your junk waiting for the piss to come and it never does

"man, i was waiting in line to use the trough and when i finally get there i was piss impotent!"

by ljjj August 20, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


work impotence

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.

Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."

by F.Castro March 14, 2009

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Financially impotent

A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.

A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt

A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.

A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.

A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.

Financially Impotent: A grown adult man who cannot provide for himself nor his family.

by Truth seeker 71 August 9, 2018


Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages

Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook

by Ignoramous July 11, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


impotance

Impotent importance

Political ideals & ideas departuring attentive hearing point with precision to assumingly impossible learning slight impotance in question is guarded & guaranteed be difference major significance differentially freed.

by Hercolena Oliver June 15, 2010

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