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being in the act of making an impression.
Ali was impressioning Christina Aguilera for her boyfriend Zack.
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Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.
1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.
You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.
Temporary anxiety caused by the need or want to show off a certain skill in front of a person or group. The skill can usually be attained unless others are watching, causing the stress.
Person A: "Why were you so sloppy at work tonight? You've been washing dishes for 3 years!"
Person B: "Dude, I felt the stress to impress because of that new, hott salad bar girl working here."
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n. (sometimes "elephant impersonation") To open your pockets out, unzip your fly, and whip it out, thus your pockets bearing vague resemblance to elephant ears, and your walloper to the beast's trunk.
The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.
The kids weren't amused by his balloon shapes or his juggling, and Coco the clown was running out of ideas. He had to make sure these kids had fun or he wouldn't get paid for the gig. All of a sudden, he had a stroke of genius!
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.
Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.
Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.
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Referred to a person who constantly boasts their ego, flashes their abs in public, or is really loud. They will do whatever they can to make themselves stand out in public. Can be easily tempered or stressed out. Can be simplified to just Jack.
Bro 1: yo, how was my first impression?
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.
GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.
Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.
How you present yourself in the meeting of a new person.
Most people look back on these and wish they'd made a better one.
"Jesus fucking Christ, Kate, you should've told me your parents would be there. I would have worn more suitable clothes to give them a good first impression... You really fucked up my evening."
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