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When a person plays a certain instrument you like & they come off 10 times more attractive to you.
Janie wasn't sure if she liked Tom for his looks, his personality or if it was an instrument crush.
A Metallica song off of their 1986 album "Master of Puppets." It is the greatest song ever written, and proves that Metallica wrote the best riffs ever.
"What's the greatest song ever written?"
"Orion (instrumental), by Metallica"
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When a person can't play any musical instrument to save their life.
Person 1: "I've been taking lessons for years and I still can't play for shit."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're instrumentally challenged, bro."
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Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner
She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.
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A sophisticated device that's used to collect water, which is usually recognized as saliva.
Failing to explain that the liquid isn't saliva, the brass instrument players were told to mop the floor.
Having sex with a partner who provides no feedback.
Christ, she just layed there. It was a total instrument landing.
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When you are fucking a girl in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position while she plays an instrument with her asshole.
My girl was playing a texas instrument last night in bed
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