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refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.
What is your job?
I am an interior decorator
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When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.
The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.
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1) if a male they are flamingly homosexual
2)if woman have her help u with your house but make the decisns yourself
3)if woman and hott let her help u do ur house but make the decisions then help yourself 2 her
all male interior designers are gay
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A pseudo-elitist who thinks role-playing is a paid-by-the-word novel-writing business. They count post quality by length and adjectives, and will set fire to anyone who posts less than three paragraphs for any reason. They will go on about every minute object in the setting and exactly how every strand of hair on a person blows in the wind in order to get at least three long paragraphs for even a single line in a conversation. They like to say they are encouraging good writing skills.
Her shiney brown hair ruffled ever so slightly, a few amber bangs falling lightly across her forehead as she shifts what little weight she has from her left to her right foot. At this moment she is thinking twice about not deciding to get those free gel soles offered to her last Tuesday by her friend Matt, who just got into the business.
Matt was a tall fellow, about twenty-one years old who...
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...And so she said, her voice soft and friendly as her smile, "No, thank you. I drink one percent."
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Interior design = architecture for girls.
Shop fittings are mostly done by interior designers. This is why shops in shopping centres are filled with radioactive pink colour.
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Originally from a freestyle by "Chip Da Ripper"
Translates to:
I๏ปฟ own a chevy whos interior has been refinished with reptile skin, and has been upgraded to support video via LCD screens located in the front two headrests, and dashboard toped off with dolby surround sound and giant subwoofers in the trunk.
Interior crocodile alligator,I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
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A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all day long, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.
Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that busted zipper on his pants , I'd say yes!