ITMS

Initialism for "if that makes sense".

I don't like having anyone but me in my profile picture, ITMS.

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ITM

In the moment.

I see that asshole playing bass for this song. Who cares. It's so good! Who cares. ITM

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ITM Wednesday

An excuse to drink on a weekday. When ur major is such a joke drinking is the most complicated math you do

Andrew- “ are you coming to itm Wednesday

Kyle- “ hell yeah man”
Kyle -“I’m not going to drink tho”
Kyle -*drinks*

In the Mao (ITM)

To be 'in the mao' means to be in. This could include getting in with a girl or a guy. Additionally, itm can also be used as a synonym for 'sick' or can be used when you do something cool (scoring a goal in soccer).

"bro, he's in the mao with Jennifer"

*scores a basket in basketball* "INNN THE MAO"

"dude are you itm with her?"
"It means in the mao (itm)"
"OHHH yeah dude im itm"

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Insert the Meat (ITM)

Insert the Meat is a phrase that refers to slipping your "meat" aka cock, penis, slong into a poosie, thus ITM.

I would really like to insert the meat (ITM) into that hot clone over there.

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ITMS

Abrv. "If That Makes Sense"

1. Relating to an obscure, abstract or complex concept.

2. Passive aggressively indicates the assinine or frustrating nature of a situation.

1. My parents' cousins are my Aunties and Uncles, and their kid's are my cousins ITMS
2. I can't go back to work if I don't put my child in daycare, but I'll spend all the money I make from work putting my child in daycare ITMS !!!!

ITM

ITM generally stands for 'ITHENTH MYR' in malayalam which roughly translates to WTF in english.It is used to express annoyance,anger or disgust towards a situation or person.Can also be used when your'e confused.

Someone does something stupid
random person:'itm'