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Jaguar, luxury cars usually dissed by people who:
A: Have never been in or driven one.
B: Fail to admit they wish they'd worked harder at school to land a proper job & be able to afford one.
Usually a Chav, very thick, not well read/travelled drivers of anything Vauxhall & live on a council estate. D'UUUUUUH, basball-cap, BURRRRRRRBREEEE!!!!
I love my XJS, all 12 cylinders running 5.3 litres. Luxury & speed in utter silence! Catch me if you can La-HOOOOO-ZAH ...!
Just wished I'd studied harder, man I could afford a REAL car, like a JAGUAR!
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British Luxury car manufacturer founded in 1922 by Sir William Lyons
Jaguar has made some of the most beautiful cars ever such as the Mrk II, the E-Type, the 420 and many more..
But after British Leyland took hold of the company, the build quality declined and it ended up being bought by Ford in 1989
Since 2008, Jaguar is owned by Indian car maker Tata and they still make beautiful cars and their quality has improved drastically in the past 20 yrs
Despite being under foreign ownership, Jaguars are quintessentially British
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A Jaguar or Jag is a classy, upscale Cougar or older lady with a pension for the young dudes.
Check out the well preserved Jaguar at the corner table with Gautier sunglasses and sugar boy for dessert.
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A beautiful car that, upon purchasing either A) requires weekly maintenance, or B) fails to run. But I still love them.
My 1994 Jaguar XJ6 sits in my garage, attracting women.
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A British car company whose repair frequency record improves the most since the day Ford acquired it.
I just stated a fact about Jaguar.
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A wealthy, classy, sharp, handsome older man.
Or a good looking older man.
In relation to the vehicle: sleek, clean, classic cars.
In relation to the animal: an opportunistic, stalk and hunt predator.
"Check out that jaguar!"
"Check out that jag!"
Examples of jaguars:
Bradley Cooper, Paul Walker, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, George Clooney, etc.
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