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People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.
Someone: wow i love her humour and the way she dresses
Someone: yeah. She was born in january 18.
Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that
It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose
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January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!
Flex that muscle babey
Person 1: Happy birthday bro!
Person 2: Haha thanks bro
Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?
Person 2: Nah bro??
Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!
Person 2: Brooooo!
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On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend
Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller
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Diego asks Catalina out day!!!
Diego:
It’s January 18th cat will you go out with me
Cat:
Yesssss
Send bra jeans combo to ur bf named Ali
Bf:Hey (gf name) its January 18
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify
January 18: When you are at school
On January 18 Say “Mhm” when the teacher says something but say it out loud !! 😈