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His homosexuality (with his teammmate Jimmie Johnson)is the worst kept secret in NASCAR. He is known for being a cheater, and is extremely overrated. His actually driving ability is comparable to J.J. Yeley, who is just a mediocre driver. Gordon's success has came because of illegal modifications to his cars that gave him an unfair advantage, and is the only reason that he is considered by some to be a great driver.
Hendrick Motorsports drivers including Jeff Gordon are known for being overrated, and would be mediocre drivers at best if they were with other teams.
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The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.
Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!
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Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer
I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer.
On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the whole campus so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of toilet paper.
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Jeff Gordon's Garage is a term used to define a large group of "tools" in one place.
-Wow man, I've never seen so many douche bags in one place.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.
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