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Open Body in "Hindi" language.
Tumhari jism khubsuraat hay... I like it.
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Jism - to accidentally irritate spouse, usually via aural sensation
I was trying to have a work call but all I could hear was the titanic theme being yodelled. Too much Jism to work properly
The white liquid that leaves a boy/man/she-man's penis after achieving orgasm or witnessing the 60-year-old neighbour bend over in hot pants
Did you see all that jism along with bunched up toilet paper in his bed sheets?
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jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off
hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser
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The preferred form of coffee creamer among Dooleys. Rather than milk, cream, or other powdered or liquid coffee creamers, only jism will do. Their idea of the perfect cup of java is a Starbucks mocha latte, with 10 artificial sweeteners and 3 goopy loads of jism. They enjoy not only the taste but the congealed, gelatinous, coagulation created by the loads of jism.
"Hey Mike, have you seen the jism? I'm trying to make a cup of coffee?" Mike: "No Jenny, I think we are all out, but hold on and let me whip some up for you."
A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."
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dude i just looked at that girl and had a jism she was so damn fine
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