jobes

A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.

"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"

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Jobe

Wannabe programmers from South Africa

Wanted, good programmers, Jobes need not apply

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scopin the jobe

John Jay alteration of scopin the jope.
Scopin the jobe is used to describe a very tappable peice of ass (or any good aspect of chick) that walks by. This "jobe" must be a female, not weigh more than the scoper, not be able to beat the scoper up, and must have a full set of presentable teeth to be considered "scopable"

As JSluts, "Slut" walks by, he slants his head slightly down to ass level and hollers, "SCOPIN THE JOBE!"

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blowbee jobee

a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.

twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.

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Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

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peyton jobe

Peyton Jobe is a very sexy man and has a huge penis also is very strong

Oh my that's Peyton Jobe he is sexy and and has a huge penis

savannah, jobe

Savannahs are usually pretty chill and have undeniable swag that can't be denied. They are also great singers but sing quietly because the thought of singing louder is "horrible" they tend to hang out with some cool guy(s) who generally are Philip, Paul, and Taylor. They usually date a guy with the name starting with a P, but if they don't they are chill friends.

guy 1:"Hey is Savannah, Jobe going out with Philip?"
guy 2:"dude i don't know but if he does ask her out it should be completely original that nobody else does"
guy 1:"yeah i heard she likes reading and stuff"
guy 2:"yeah.. well im jobein' out"