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When a Japanese dude does anal with a red head
Dude Wayne totally pulled a dirty jonte last night..
A bi-sexual person of Arabian origin who's presence is not appreciated by anyone. He may get bids but he soon reverts back to Kiss My Sack.
Mum: How was you day?
Girl: I met the biggest jonte antonino today!
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A large yellow pick up truck used to pick up Walter Johnson girls. Also used to change behind. This vehicle is owned by a DeMatha boy yet utilized by the entire team.
Kristin: Lets go get in the jont piece!
*Dont hurt the jont piece
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A jonte is a wank stain with a cake faced mother. He is a loser and aspires to be a basketball player but in reality is terrible. He often appears to have crooked teeth and look like a donkey. He also has severe undiagnosed scoliosis and gun shots wounds in his face. His father also fails to support his family and is on the fence deciding to run away. Jonte overall is a loser and should commit death.
also Jonte if you're reading this don't beat me up
Nigel: Have you heard about Jonte.
Dinith: Whatta loser.
Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"
"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)
Looks like bando mixed w digdat
Rah have you seen jonte?
Yh bruv
Jonte is a very sexy person who live in Sweden. He have a crush who her first letter is E. Jonte is angry some days and happy some days. Do you like a strong person? Jonte is perfekt for you!
Have you seen Jonte? He is very sexy!