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Kale

A fucking legend who has the biggest dick and fucks bitches

Fuck I bet kales is ducking butches right now

by Kaleee November 16, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kale

Trapper of the century

My nigga kale is the plug he got that gas

by Nick orourke August 12, 2019


kale

a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.

yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.

by Gretta D April 24, 2006

198๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kalee

A beautiful girl that loves hiking and swearing she is very adventurous. This girl could make the birds sing by how beautiful she is .she is a little crazy and a little sweet she is the best girl u will ever meet

My name is Kalee

by Bestlittlesisterintheworld502 August 17, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


kale

A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.

After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.

by Go screw yourself July 16, 2015

47๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kale

An expression used when describing something that's totally rad. It's not just cool, it's green, it's sustainable, it will last......it's kale. Phonetic Spelling: K-h-ale

"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that? So kale."

by Jecelia May 13, 2015

29๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kale

A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.

Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?

by rpfeff November 17, 2003

270๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž