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A shining example of all that is wrong with the modern music industry.
Retardedly simple lyrics, contradictory statements, and whoring herself out through song yet never whoring herself out visually - that is the essence of Katy Perry.
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Proof that mainstream music audience are idiots with little regard for quality.
If Katy Perry had written a song about anything other than kissing a girl, it wouldn't be in the Top 100, much less a #1.
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An absolutely terrible pop musician. Writes droll and meaningless songs and cannot sing.
Also ate shit at MTV's VMAs after slipping on a cake she had used as a stage prop.
Oh man, Katy Perry just ate shit on stage! That was hilarious!
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Person 1: Wow, Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel look exactly the same.
Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.
Person 1: Lol, yeah.
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the art of being incredibly promiscuous, or slutty yet doing so by going beyond the limits of most girls. I.E., wearing a decorative bra to a party, a skirt that actually shows your butt, and maybe even a rainbow colored wig.
Mary: "O.M.G., what the hell is Jamie wearing? She looks like a slut, yet ten times crazier!"
Dustin: "That is one sweet get-up. Now that's what i call doing the Katy perry! I'm gonna go over to her, catch ya later Mary."
Mary: "Wait Dustin! I thought we were here together, as a couple!"
Dustin: "We were, but you're not the one with bedazzled pasties are you?"
Mary: "WHAT?! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT IN A GIRL?
Dustin: "Bye Mary.
Hey Jamie, love the outfit..."
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A talentless, homophobic, bulimic turd.
When I first heard Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl," I figured she was a life-long dedicated smoker. After seeing her live on TV at New Years 2009, she just turned out to be a shitty singer with terrible lyrics who used studio editing to make her records sell and not sound off-key. She was pretty hot, but then I noticed this giant bra strap showing from beneath her thin shirt, connoting fake tits were afoot, and by circumstantial evidence, it is possible that she throws up to stay skinny.
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A shinning example of all that is right with the modern music industry.
underrated writing skills and extremely underrated vocals. Hit maker of the decade but kiddos keep coming for her just because she's no longer obsessed with charts. When she gets signed to a proper record label and flopitol stops sabotaging her is over for you hoes.
-I love katy perry
-me too bro teenage dream best song of the decade
-and she's got the best super bowl performance bro that was lit