When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise
When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).
"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.
"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"
When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly
Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!
When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.
“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”