Shitty-ass food
Lakeside Dining Hall-
Jim: "Hey did you get diarrhea from that Lakeside food?"
Harry: "Yes."
A school where werid rejects get sent to and all of the gay football players like to slap each other ass in the locker room. A girls basketball team who don't know how to play. And all "The Wannabes" go to, to fit in.
Lakeside High School Girls Basketball Schedule:
All teams refused to sign a contract to play against Lakeside. Due to this error Lakeside will not continue with a girls basketball team until further notice.
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A place for homies to come together, to unite mfs of all race, color, creed, and sexual orientation. A safe place for family and friends.
Ayooooo, you coming to lakeside pines this weekend bro? Shit’s gonna be hyyyypppeeeeee!!
School were people take photos of other people sleeping students being racist and sexist and teachers are mean some are cool.
Taking a dump in the water storage tank portion of a porcelain toilet
Victim: "When I flushed, something dirty happned"
Bystander: "it must of been a LAKSEIDE HOT TUB"
The janator of santee del taco :" dammit, dirty Chris left another Lakeside Hot Tub"
Not to be confused with Lakeside 1, Lakeside 3, Lakeside 4, Apartments West, Apartments East, Percopo, Speed, Robert H. Coons, Deming, or BSB.
A modernistic-baroque style building constructed in just under 12 lunar cycles. Under normal operating conditions and no air resistance, Lakeside is the furthest away from the lake. Popular opinion suggests that this is untrue, claiming that “satellite imagery” show that BSB and Deming are further away. This is simply untrue – current science does not factor in the time-shift caused by trees, topology, and number of interconnected dimensions.
Research on the tridimensionality of Lakeside Hall is currently ongoing since 2003. Richard W. Lakeside stumbled on this feature when he accidently attempted to exist twice at the same time and place, creating a super-position-density 1.41 smoots away, south 43.7 degrees of the elevator entrance of Lakeside 2 (as of April 2, 2022). The tear created a temporary rift that gave bystanders a fleeting glance into a similar, but slightly ajar version of Lakeside 2.
Unfortunately, due to the immense energy redistribution, Richard W. Lakeside vaporized instantaneously. The administration will hide this truth and often pursue individuals that spread this. No video-graphic evidence of this event has surfaced as of April 2, 2022, but there are unconfirmed, unsolicited, and possible falsified rumors suggesting that such evidence exists and is heavily guarded by the residing RHIT president’s cabinet.
Oh boy, I can’t wait to go to my favorite res hall, Lakeside 2, at 2:45:19 on April 2, 2003. It’s been so long since I spoke with my dearest friend, Richard H. Lakeside. I wonder what he’s up to…