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God.
Person 1: hey want to join my religion?
Person 2: what's it about
Person 1: lancer deltarune
Person 2: I'm in
Someone on Brawlhalla who tryhards with lance
"This cancer lancer just zero-to-deathed me by spamming side air"
A Lancer is someone who takes themselves way too seriously in spots. Such as a bicyclist who wears the tight shorts, the unitard or whatever. Usually there are some sponsorship tight t-shirts involved. All evoking the uber-bicyclist Lance Armstrong and basically looking like they would feel more comfortable in Chelsea or the Castro.
A Lancer wears spandex or unitards like lance armstrong and enjoys sponsors
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A term associated with California Baptist University. Due to the lack of attractive females, males start to find below-average females attractive. Such as thinking a 4 or 5 is closer to a 7 or 8.
Lancer Vision: Oh, Abigail isn't that bad looking. But Abigails is a 4 out of 10.
Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.
Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"
Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."
Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"
Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("
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In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...
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a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock
that stock evo 7 just raped that gto
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